candycorn-dreams:

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

homonerdsanta:

baette:

#ICONIC

I SAAAID I WASNT BEING RACIST

(Source: l-u-n-e)

relahvant:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to deal with your last name. [x]

aced it

succotashes:

He mad as shit

actualhansolo:

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

namelesswarning:

So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess they’re only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.

(Source: mamadivaa)

marauders4evr:

disneywarriorprincess:

Totally Forgot 😱

AS AN EDUCATION MAJOR, I AM BOTH

komuhi:

every time i watch a ghibli movie i want to clean my room and become a good person

animalsdancing:

Hello nice to meet you now give me the food please

hetcharacteroftheday:

hetcharacteroftheday:

kingcasanuva:

That’s unsanitary, people eat those.

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

I’ve never read a more true statement in my entire life

(via little-yogi)